- Color me surprised: Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs in the biopic “Jobs” actually looks pretty good. I guess he can do the serious actor thing. [Telegraph UK]
- Is Scotter Braun going to toss Justin Bieber into rehab for douchebaggery and alleged drugs? Possibly. [RadarOnline]
- Also, the Biebs hurt his neck after falling down a flight of stairs. [Starpulse]
- Former South African President Nelson Mandela is in critical condition. [New York Times]
- Paula Deen’s QVC deal is now at risk after a huge racial slur scandal last week. On Friday, the Food Network announced it would not renew her contract. [US Weekly]
- Harmony Korine wants to remix “Spring Breakers” into an entirely new, weirdly amazing movie. [NME]
- Madonna told “Good Morning America” that her tween son Rocco is “looking at girls’ butts.” Awkward, Mom. [Yahoo]
- Rihanna has two huge joints. What else is new? [Dlisted]
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